MOUSE BRUSHING THE TEETH

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Mouse brushing the teeth

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School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.