Mouse brushing the teeth
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.