Mouse is hiding
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99