MICKEY MOUSE

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Mickey mouse

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Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.