MOUSE IS HURRY UP

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Mouse is hurry up

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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.