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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!