TOM AND JERRY ARE DRINKING MILK

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Tom and jerry are drinking milk

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Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"