TOM AND JERRY ARE DRINKING MILK

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Tom and jerry are drinking milk

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LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Bug in soup
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Skeleton order
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Tiger Woods vs Santa
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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!