CRYING WOMAN

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Crying woman

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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.