Sad boy leaves
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.