Sad boy in the grass
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.