Homer Simpson is crying
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"