SAD SPONGEBOB

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Sad spongebob

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New jokes

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!