SAD TIGER

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Sad tiger

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New jokes

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.