SAD TIGER

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Sad tiger

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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.