GIRL ON THE PATH

Girl on the path

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New jokes

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.