Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.