SAD DONKEY

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Sad donkey crying

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Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.