Sad donkey crying
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"