SAD FOX

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Sad fox

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New jokes

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."