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Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.