Crying girl
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Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.