CRYING WOMAN

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Crying woman

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Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.