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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.