OFFENDED WOMAN

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Offended woman

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Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.