Sad cat
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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."