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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.