Crying girl
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Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."