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Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."