SAD MAN IN SNOW

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Sad man in snow

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New jokes

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.