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Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.