MUM AND SON

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Mum and son

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New jokes

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.