MAN IS CRYING

1137.gif

Man is crying

#man #frustrated #crying #depressed #scream #sad #people #emotion #activities

New jokes

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.