SCREAMING MAN

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Screaming man

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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.