SCREAMING MAN

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Screaming man

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New jokes

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!