Weird man looking
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."