DOG IS READING BOOK

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Dog is reading book

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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.