DOG IS READING BOOK

Dog is reading book

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How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.