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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."