Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99