MAN DOING HIS NAILS

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Man doing his nails

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Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.