MAN IS THINKING

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Man is thinking

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New jokes

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."