TIRED WOMAN

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Tired woman

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New jokes

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.