I AM SO BORED

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I am so bored

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New jokes

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."