I AM SO BORED

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I am so bored

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New jokes

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."