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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.