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Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"