Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!