THINKING WOMAN

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Thinking woman

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New jokes

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!