Tired woman
#bored #boring #tired #exhausted #woman #annoyed #yes #emotion #feature #people #reactions
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!