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Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.