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Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'