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Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him.
At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.