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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!