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Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!