"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"