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Macaulay Culkin - Hi

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New jokes

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!