Macaulay Culkin - Hi
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.