Macaulay Culkin - Hi
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!