Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.