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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!