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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.