CAT WITH DOG

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Cat with dog

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Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."